pukicho:

straawberrylumps:

pukicho:

U know the world is definitely a little magical and it’s nice

pics or it didn’t happen

My dog holds stick like a big cigar

(via itseasytoremember)

audreyheckburn:

cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials

(via thebootydiaries)

thebootydiaries:

me before working out: i dont wanna do this

me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S

me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thebootydiaries:

grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE

me: no thanks grandma

grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE

(via thebootydiaries)

wandaventham:

me doing math in high school:

me doing math now:

(via perks-of-being-chinese)